"We offer up ourselves daily as a living sacrifice holy and incorruptible in the sight of God"

By David Kurkov

Dear God,

It’s me again. Well here I am standing and worshiping you; waiting for you to open up in a supernatural way to me and tell me your “wonderful plan” for my life. Oh by the way God, I don’t know if you noticed but I read the Bible a total of 45 hours and 17 minuets this week (I timed it), and oh yeah I even fasted for 3 days and prayed a total of 98 ½ hours. I don’t get it, what more do you need!? Oh yeah I forgot to add I gave about 80% of my income to you. It seems like you didn’t even notice. You probably didn’t even hear this prayer, huh? I guess ill wait ‘till a famous preacher comes and I’ll be able to talk to you through him.

Well ‘till he comes,

Me